Seriously, they remind me of those 1000 piece puzzles with the dolphins and the sea-horses. These are just photorealism, people! Not even very well done photorealism! Let me tell you, they look worse than that little picture up there as well, because in real life they're stupidly huge.They all have dorky names like 'Serenity' and 'Sapphire Tide' as well.
I wouldn't care so much, except every show of hers sells out (and I mean for tens of thousands of dollars) and I can be a bit of a jealous prick.